Welcome to Bin-raiders of the lost (B)ark.
We are Beanz and Carlsberg, a dog and a cat living in The Tip with our humans. We tip a nod to our loyal contributor and friend Chips, who will live on in our memories for her spectacular adventures.
We are all superb rescue animals of Heinz variety, enjoying our 2nd chance to the full.
Beanz likes sunbathing and chasing rabbits, while Carlsberg prefers mushroom pate on toast.
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
Beds
How have I not discovered the airing cupboard before now? I have years of lounging in a fully heated penthouse to catch up on.
Hmmm that is strange, your airing cupboard must be faulty does Tjam not know that airing cupboards are designed so that when you open them everything falls out? You need special SAS training in order to chuck stuff to the top of the pile, shield yourself from falling articles and try to close the door in one movement.......Is this just ours....?
I just assumed it had all fallen down when carlsberg jumped up! NO airing cupboard is that empty...unless all the clean clothes have been used and there are no clean ones to replace them yet. No..that wouldn't be it....or would it? DG
I am relieved to learn that we are not the only household with a health and safety warning on the door, poor patches could never get to the top of ours, she'd be flattened by falling towels, have to be 2inch tall to be able to fit between the top of the pile and the roof or she'd suffer nose bleeds due to the altitude!
Max is still here, he is going up for adoption after his last vaccination, we will all miss him especially Patches they are best buddies!
How have I not discovered the airing cupboard before now? I have years of lounging in a fully heated penthouse to catch up on.
Hmmm that is strange, your airing cupboard must be faulty does Tjam not know that airing cupboards are designed so that when you open them everything falls out?
ReplyDeleteYou need special SAS training in order to chuck stuff to the top of the pile, shield yourself from falling articles and try to close the door in one movement.......Is this just ours....?
Julie
I just assumed it had all fallen down when carlsberg jumped up! NO airing cupboard is that empty...unless all the clean clothes have been used and there are no clean ones to replace them yet. No..that wouldn't be it....or would it? DG
ReplyDeleteI am relieved to learn that we are not the only household with a health and safety warning on the door, poor patches could never get to the top of ours, she'd be flattened by falling towels, have to be 2inch tall to be able to fit between the top of the pile and the roof or she'd suffer nose bleeds due to the altitude!
ReplyDeleteMax is still here, he is going up for adoption after his last vaccination, we will all miss him especially Patches they are best buddies!
Julie
oh my, we don't have such a wonderul heated penthouse, I am so jelly!
ReplyDeletelotsalicks, Marvin xxxx