Today is the day that
TJam allows herself a brief moment of unadulterated reminiscing. Every year she has to spell check that word...
Anyway, today,
TJam is going to remember a comedy incident involving a certain female tan crossbreed as featured in the following, youthful photo of
TJam and
Bamgee.

One day, Jump and
TJam were staying in London Town with
TJam's mum, whom we shall give the Spy Name of "Brazil". Brazil was looking forward to her lunch: two pieces of
mackerel on toast and a cup of tea.
When the food portion was put on the table, lunch looked a lot like this:

Jump was nowhere to be seen.
Brazil turned around to pick up her cup of tea, and when she turned back to eat her lunch, lunch looked a lot like this:

Jump was still nowhere in sight. Not a crumb on the table or floor. The only explanation was that a whole piece of makerel on toast had magically and completely disappeared.
A true professional and dog after my own heart. Ladies and gentlemen, I doff my cap to Jump the Dog.