Friday, 30 December 2011
Saturday, 24 December 2011
Once again, us dogs have to take a back seat while Santa's Elves get on with the important business of wrapping our tripe sticks for tomorrow...
We will go off guard duty tonight and let Santa in whenever he wants to call by.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Friday, 23 December 2011
Today, it was no dogs allowed, as Puppy and Piglet took their plastic milk bottle tops to the toymaker...
The toymaker pointed out all the different little plastic soldiers and figures and puppy and piglet chose what they wanted.
Then the toymaker poured the plastic into the mould , counted to 10,
and took it out of the mould.
Then he took the little figure to his workshop to file it down.
Tada! Tom Payne, the revolutionary.
And all made out of milk bottle tops.
Thursday, 22 December 2011
(Do not read while eating)
While TJam was out Christmas shopping for everyone else, I started to feel guilty that Beanz, Chips and I hadn't really organised anything special for our human.
So, after much deliberation, for TJam's Christmas entertainment and present,
I used this bag to open this cupboard and do a stirling bin raiding job...
... and then I did a cartoon style, post-bin raiding poo.
What human could want for more?
Monday, 19 December 2011
I have got a new friend. I am completely obsessed with her. When she is in her owner's arms, I just tag along behind and sometimes I can't help myself and I jump up, even though I know I am not supposed to.
This is B3...
She is a lively little thing and not easy to get a photo of!
And I just can't stop following her.
Wherever she goes, I'll be there.
Friday, 16 December 2011
TJam has been doing some shopping today. We wondered if she was going to make it home when the weather turned like THIS:
(Did you spot the optimistic little kid crossing the road with his sledge?
It was just like a Hollywood film!)
When TJam got home, we went for a most excellent walk. Beanz was overjoyed. Snow is her absolute favourite. She did her special bouncy run to celebrate.
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Tuesday, 8 November 2011
Monday, 7 November 2011
Thursday, 13 October 2011
We have been having a few beautiful walks in between the pouring rain. In this scene TJam made us pretend we were Robin Hood and his Merry (Wo)Men.
It was a bit murkier on this day, but still a certain atmosphere.
Monday, 10 October 2011
TJam did not start well when trying to get decent photos of me and Beanz.
This one of Beanz the Cheshire Cat was the most comedy of all...
Eventually we did manage to pull a little pose...
...and finally Beanz and I practised our "It wasn't me" faces, because you never know when you are going to need one of those.
Thursday, 6 October 2011
TJam was comparing pet insurance on a deliciously chasable, rodent-like comparison website and then she ended up going to the co-operative (open minded and progressive no?) But I am ... wait for it ... "pet too old".
I wouldn't have minded if it had said Pet Too Valuable or Pet Too Awesome.
But no. Rejected on age. Isn't that illegal?
Tuesday, 4 October 2011
Wednesday, 21 September 2011
If you look at that tiny black dot on the horizon of the field, you probably won't even be able to make out that naughty dog that followed the scent of a long-gone hare and then decided to eat chicken-poo fertilser. That dog blissfully unaware of the trouble I was in. As they say: ignorance is bliss. Actually, my life is bliss. Ahhhhh.
Sunday, 4 September 2011
A couple of weeks ago, TJam and Fliptop took us dogs camping in Stroud.
This is the pub (which let dogs in)...
... and there were plenty of sheep-free fields and woods for us to explore.
TJam had her favourite camping food. All vegan of course...
... and Fliptop introduced TJam to a whole new area of the alcohol world.
TJam is such a novice in matters involving spirits and liqueurs.
We took our luxury dog bed with us, but Beanz preferred the feel of damp grass under her (getting silverier by the week) belly.
Fliptop had breakfast in bed. Or should that be bed by breakfast?
We had lunch in the pub garden and I even managed a little siesta.
At last, I am learning how to relax.
Wednesday, 24 August 2011
Sunday, 21 August 2011
Saturday, 20 August 2011
Monday, 1 August 2011
Today we met Little John and Robin Hood battling it out on this bridge.
I am not sure who was winning, but they stopped duelling long enough to chat and they ended up talking about blogging. Little John hadn't heard of a blog and so TJam was saying how cool it is, and how it is like a journal but you can put photos and links and things in and that other people can leave a comment. And that you can find other people who like the same things as you. (Between you and me, TJam went on and on a bit, but only because she was excited and she wanted Little John to like blogging too...)
So, she suggested Little John have a look at this blog and see if it gives him any ideas!
Hope you did find us! I think you could write a cool blog.
When she got home, TJam went out on slug patrol. When she lifted up this seedling holder, look what she found.
I don't know who jumped higher, TJam or the toad. Actually, I do know who jumped higher. TJam. The toad was actually very laid back.
Sunday, 31 July 2011
TJam got handy with the hack saw and drill this weekend. When it next rains, I'll be able to tell you if our water butt is full, or if we have a nasty leak that someone must come and fix...
To reward herself, TJam started today with the best kind of breakfast in the world. No saucepans or washing up required (do not be concerned about the books on the cooker, those bits of hob ever get lit). She was a right meany, by the way, and did not share her tahka dahl with anyone.
So I started my day with a perfect dip in some ganky old water. Don't fret though, I haven't caught anything from it yet. Not even a moorhen, although not through lack of trying.