Wednesday, 31 October 2007
- by Carlsberg
Someone sent us this. At first, TJam thought someone had secretly filmed her bedroom and then recreated the scene, using a man as the supporting character to protect her identity.
And there was me thinking that she didn't know about the baseball bat...
There are a couple of behaviours TJam will not tolerate. Jumping up is one of them. Unfortunately, we meet a few too many people who joyfully call out, "It's ok! I don't mind!" and then give us a biscuit, thus support our view point that jumping up is very lucrative indeed.
Last night, TJam and her friend Pin, were going out for dinner. Pin called round before they went out so they could travel together. Pin was wearing a coat not dissimilar to this one:
Can you see where this is going yet?
So, having been suitably walked so we would relax for the evening, Beanz and I greeted Pin in a doggy way. I went for the hip height area and as Pin bent over to
protect herself greet us because we are so great, and Beanz went for the full "put front paws on arm in order to gain height for full face dog snog".
The following is an artist's impression of the coat post-greeting.
I hope our clicker teacher doesn't read this.
I think it is a waste to spend my pocket money on dry cleaning.
Monday, 29 October 2007
Well, kind of. Below is our first example of video on our blog. It was supposed to show Beanz chasing squirrels.
Ok, so all you actually see is her running off.
There was some great footage of her trying to climb a tree. Unfortunately, I didn't press "start" til I thought I was pressing,"stop" so all I actually filmed was the side of my leg.
So, anyway, here is a beautiful view we saw this weekend. Does it get any better than this?
Monday, 22 October 2007
This weekend, my family deserted me and went down to visit the human family.
TJam, Bamgee and Bamgee's mum went to London to see Billy Elliot. TJam is not a theatre goer by nature, but she thought it was marvellous. So much so that she was tempted to just let it all out and start DANCING herself, then and there in the theatre. Luckily, she was saved from herself by a warning sign that said,
"The following activities are prohibited:
So they will have to sue their entire cast.
The following day, TJam helped Mum prepare a vegan tea for all the family (I'm sure they were thrilled). The sandwiches went down well and so did the chocolate cake. Fliptop helped lick the scraper (see pic).
The dogs did not eat cousin Xaja, although Beanz had a little lick.
Nerospal came to feed me and check I was alright, and I stayed away Sunday to make my indignation known. This evening I returned to cries of delight. I even brought them a worm. Gotta love my cat ways.
Monday, 15 October 2007
Photo not approved.
I love it after the weekend, when all those rugby fans and weekend walkers come into my world of long grass and woods. I love it when they enjoy the pleasures of, ahem, having a poo al fresco. There is nothing as liberating.
I love following the scent and eating as much of it as possible. I enjoy the thrill of the chase as TJam runs up screaming behind me but never catches me. I laugh as she cries, "Come here, there's a good girl, I'm not cross with you" because body language doesn't lie and I am not stupid.
I do not like having my face wiped with long wet grass. I do not like walking on the lead when there is so much fun to be had.
I wish Harry Hill was there to say, "dirty boy" and make TJam laugh about it. She doesn't think it is funny at all.
Friday, 5 October 2007
Monday, 1 October 2007
Yay for opportunism.
In other technology news, my friend Meep has been asking me about subscribing to my feed. Yup, I didn't know what she was on about either. I had no plans to send sandwiches to the Midlands and I didn't know what else it could be.
Apparently you can get automatic updates of your friends' blogs. I'm not 100% sure how it works, but for those in the know, I think I have sorted out that link at the bottom of the sidebar that says, "Atom" and I think it should work. I've managed to subscribe to myself. I think. If you are in the know, please let me know if I've done it right. If you're not in the know (that's you mum, and you Bamgee), skip gayly onto the the next post. Skip along now!