Spot The Cat

Innocent

If I said it wasn't me, would I convince a jury?
Because actually there is only one dog in this house that can leap onto the kitchen counter, and only one that eats compost. And it actually isn't me.
I am living proof that dogs DON'T know "they have done wrong." Look at my face: this is the 1st I have even SEEN of a broken plate or missing broccali...

Yum yum

I have eaten a neck and thorax. I'm pretty sure it was a rabbit. I could only laugh at TJam's 2 legged attempts to catch me. She could only watch and learn, and threaten to send back my hold citizen award. Do I look bothered?