Thursday, 24 December 2009
Embarrassing Christmas Side Effect
Why would TJam be scrubbing the mini trampoline with disinfectant on Christmas Eve?
Oh, because I ate a bit of that long, tempting, irresistable piece of Christmas tree decoration and did not realise that what goes in must come out. Only, long pieces of glittery gold make a poo pretty hard to disengage. Friction, gravity and a 5 metre sprint from the sand pit, through the catflap to the mini trampoline were what was required to remove the begger.
As they (almost) say in the Young Ones: Dirty Trampoline, Clean Bottom!
Merry Christmas everyone. Don't eat any decorations. At least not when anyone's looking
Signing Out for 2009!