I have successful taken over the mantle of telling the time. I won't starve.
We went down to thank the vet today for all their care over the years. Everyone agreed that, given all the scrapes we've been in it's a miracle Chips and I made it to old age at all. Of course the vet team only know HALF of what really happened in the last 12 years. If they ever read this blog they'd probably strike us off their list.