Monday, 12 November 2007

Chesnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

-by TJam
All day long I was humming to myself, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..." as I imagined the scene: Me, in front of a roaring fire, loyal dogs sleeping by my slippered feet, chestnuts roasting in the chestnut roaster. Mmmmm. That's the life.
When I got home, I found that in fact, while the fire was still on, the chestnuts were most definitely off, but dog poo on the floor overnight was probably on.


Kerrio said...

Oh well.. another day in a dog house!

TJam said...

yup, and another morning clearing up reconditioned scavengings from my floor.

Thank goodness for Pine Floor Cleaner.

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Nothing ever turns out in real life like in your dreams.

Dog Poo is always with us!

love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

TJam said...

yup, about 6 times a day. Thank goodness for dried food!