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We are Beanz and Carlsberg, a dog and a cat living in The Tip with our humans. We tip a nod to our loyal contributor and friend Chips, who will live on in our memories for her spectacular adventures.
We are all superb rescue animals of Heinz variety, enjoying our 2nd chance to the full.
Beanz likes sunbathing and chasing rabbits, while Carlsberg prefers mushroom pate on toast.
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
Mid-life Crisis
- by Beanz While TJam was at work, I had a go at being an Andrex* puppy. I look disappointed in this picture because I have just realised that I am a) not yellow b) not a labrador b) not a puppy any more
I stand zero chance of being the face of Andrex. My life is just passing me by.
Oh Beanz...you could be the face & spokesdoggy to WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE! No need to conform to the "blonde" stereotype! Take it from a big black doggie...I'm the spokesdoggy for my weigh loss program at UCDavis! (well, OK..I'm in a few promo pics that they use overseas...) but we all can't hit the big US market & break it open right away...
So maybe Andrex isn't your calling..find something else...like black beans! THAT IDEA IS SO YOU!
Love & Licks, Randi
ps..just like the golden retreiver for Bushes Baked Beans..you could be one for black beans!
4 comments:
We use Charmin. I'm probably too handsome to be there spokesdog. Mom says.
Oh Beanz...you could be the face & spokesdoggy to WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE! No need to conform to the "blonde" stereotype! Take it from a big black doggie...I'm the spokesdoggy for my weigh loss program at UCDavis! (well, OK..I'm in a few promo pics that they use overseas...) but we all can't hit the big US market & break it open right away...
So maybe Andrex isn't your calling..find something else...like black beans! THAT IDEA IS SO YOU!
Love & Licks,
Randi
ps..just like the golden retreiver for Bushes Baked Beans..you could be one for black beans!
These fluffy yellow things are over-rated. Give me a black dog with character anyday.....!
Thanks guys (and gals!)
Mack, I think they use bears for Charmin. Perhaps I could audition.
Randi: oooh you're famous! wow. I have just googled black beans. Never heard of them before.
Graham & co: we have plenty of character here! We are of the black dog mind too.
thank you for putting me in perspective. It was fun playing with the kitchen roll though...
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