Saturday, 10 May 2008

Elephants in fridges

- by TJam

How do you know there's been an elephant in your fridge?

Or more to the point, how do you know there has been a cat on your kitchen worktop?

Forget footprints in the butter and think little little cat-shaped tongue marks.

I've gone right off my marmite on toast.

(For the Americans amongst you, Marmite is a delicious brown spead for toast and bread. You should really try it. You either love it or you hate it!)


Mack said...

Is it anything like vegamite? If so I won't like it!

Beanz said...

Yes, it is like vegimite only even thicker and more delicious. Yum yum. YOu'd LOVE it! You're a dog! We love everything!