Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Things that Make Me Nervous

-by Carlsberg
I get nervous when TJam puts her hands on my belly in a measuring kind of way and says,
"You'd make a lovely pair of gloves."
"Or maybe a muff."


Mack said...

Oh that is wrong!

Carlsberg said...

She's just joking with me. It's a sign of her affection. She's really a vegan so she's not allowed to wear me. It's just her way of saying she loves me!

(ps if I ever go missing and TJ starts saying how warm her hands are, please alert the police to this post!)