Welcome to Bin-raiders of the lost (B)ark.
We are Beanz and Carlsberg, a dog and a cat living in The Tip with our humans. We tip a nod to our loyal contributor and friend Chips, who will live on in our memories for her spectacular adventures.
We are all superb rescue animals of Heinz variety, enjoying our 2nd chance to the full.
Beanz likes sunbathing and chasing rabbits, while Carlsberg prefers mushroom pate on toast.
Monday, 21 September 2009
The best bit about being 8 is that no one suspects anything if you ask to nip out into the garden and that gives you plenty of time to trash stuff before anyone comes looking for you. Roaching and pulling a wild 'I couldn't help myself' yet cute face should do the trick. Failing that, run for it.