That was the day before yesterday. Did you know, tomatoes make you wee. In the house. You just can't help it. (I haven't googled tomatoes, kidneys or poison because we just don't want to know).
Then today, TJam came home from work, all pleased with herself that I had just taken an empty frozen pea wrapper that was in the "pre-bin" area. She gloated that there was nothing in it.
Then she gave me my tea.
Then she found a couple of mystery crumbs.
It was too late, she had already given me my tea.
I was full of tea, plus 7 moulding garlic and corriander wraps.
Here is my Chips-eye view of my handywork. See? I reached that bag all the way up there!