Welcome to Bin-raiders of the lost (B)ark.
We are Beanz and Carlsberg, a dog and a cat living in The Tip with our humans. We tip a nod to our loyal contributor and friend Chips, who will live on in our memories for her spectacular adventures.
We are all superb rescue animals of Heinz variety, enjoying our 2nd chance to the full.
Beanz likes sunbathing and chasing rabbits, while Carlsberg prefers mushroom pate on toast.
Saturday 12 September 2009
Resistance
I will not move until I am good and ready. I don't care if TJam's mum IS coming to visit tomorrow, and TJam wants to cut my lawn.
ahem! I am coughing politely Carlsberg so you know I am here, don't want to frighten you or anything. However, I have a baaaaad reputation now for chasing C.A.T.s so I can be employed by TJam to get you off that darn grass!!
My rates are reasonable. However, seeing as you and I are friends, I would not wish to chase you. So I think you are safe lying there in the sun, and TJam's Mum will just have to put up with nice long grass!
I will not move until I am good and ready. I don't care if TJam's mum IS coming to visit tomorrow, and TJam wants to cut my lawn.
2 comments:
ahem! I am coughing politely Carlsberg so you know I am here, don't want to frighten you or anything. However, I have a baaaaad reputation now for chasing C.A.T.s so I can be employed by TJam to get you off that darn grass!!
My rates are reasonable. However, seeing as you and I are friends, I would not wish to chase you. So I think you are safe lying there in the sun, and TJam's Mum will just have to put up with nice long grass!
lotsaluv, Marvin xxxxx
People cut hedges into shapes, why not lawns. If Tjam had to lay on it she wouldn't cut it so short would she, it take all the softness away.
Patches
Nancy & Sam's new feline sister.
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