There must be some mistake. Santa has delivered this present to the wrong house!
Welcome to Bin-raiders of the lost (B)ark.
We are Beanz and Carlsberg, a dog and a cat living in The Tip with our humans. We tip a nod to our loyal contributor and friend Chips, who will live on in our memories for her spectacular adventures.
We are all superb rescue animals of Heinz variety, enjoying our 2nd chance to the full.
Beanz likes sunbathing and chasing rabbits, while Carlsberg prefers mushroom pate on toast.
Wednesday, 25 December 2013
Well, merry Christmas to everyone. We were lucky to receive this lovely card sent to us by nephew Bob and niece Cat.
I am celebrating the day by drinking out of the flower pot. I might bark at Brazil and Boy Wonder's chicken later...
Saturday, 21 December 2013
Today I sat on TJam's Christmas card bag while I watched TV. I like to play my part in the preparations.
Friday, 20 December 2013
I was asleep and not doing any harm to anyone when TJam came and took my comfy bed away so she could wear it.
I made sure I left plenty of my white bits on it so TJam doesn't forget me while she is out.
Sunday, 15 December 2013
Tuesday, 10 December 2013
Santa's Little Helper
Sunday, 1 December 2013
Saturday, 16 November 2013
When we have visitors I like to test out their bedding and if that means they can't get into their own bed them so be it. Duty comes first.
Wednesday, 6 November 2013
You will have to get ME a new bed if you don't want me to sleep on YOUR new bed for another 4 whole days without moving.
Friday, 1 November 2013
I am not overly impressed with the alternative to the cone of shame, although at least I can lick my knees and tail. My arthritis has been playing up and I've licked where it hurts.
I'm sure I've made my feelings on the subject perfectly clear.
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
From time to time we have to do impromptu inspections of TJam's dishwasher-putting-away skills.
Today was a pass.
Monday, 28 October 2013
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
All's Fair in Love and War
Sunday, 20 October 2013
Wednesday, 16 October 2013
Thursday, 10 October 2013
TJam is ahead of herself this year and I am checking the first Christmas present for Brazil. She had better not get too excited though, as the box is definitely bigger than the sum of its parts.
Monday, 7 October 2013
This is the cunning scheme that allowed me to sleep upstairs all night. I think I've found the perfect plan. Apart from getting stuck in the arm hole at 6.30am.
Friday, 4 October 2013
Wednesday, 18 September 2013
Tuesday, 3 September 2013
Sunday, 1 September 2013
Wednesday, 28 August 2013
Thursday, 22 August 2013
Saturday, 3 August 2013
Friday, 12 July 2013
When the weather is good we take the opportunity for formation sunbathing.
5.9 for technical skills
6 for artistic interpretation
Monday, 1 July 2013
We have been on our first hash. Don't worry, it is nothing overly dodgy. A hare laid a trail of flour and we had to follow it and then watch the humans sing silly songs and dance a bit.
Here I am checking we hadn't lost anyone.
Friday, 28 June 2013
We drove across Bodmin Moor today. In the fog. Didn't expect to see this. Is it the Beast? There was no hurrying it though.
Monday, 10 June 2013
Sunday, 9 June 2013
Thursday, 6 June 2013
Sunday, 2 June 2013
TJam has dropped and lost a nut from her tax disc holder. We have all been helping her look for it. Chips is the first to give up on the search.
Monday, 27 May 2013
Saturday, 25 May 2013
I am back to my happy outdoor self and have had the all clear from the vet. The lump was benign and I can resume normal duties.
Friday, 24 May 2013
Nothing like stealing and shredding a letter to help you recover from surgery. That is my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Actually I'm fine but don't tell TJam.
Friday, 17 May 2013
I will be spending the evening staring while I recover from my operation today. I am also ready to start my new renal diet. I'm pretty much happy to eat anything as you know.
I will also breathe shallowly every once in a while to freak TJam out.
Hmmm. TJam seems to be looking under the bath. I'd better help her by diving into the work space immediately.
Wednesday, 15 May 2013
At the ripe old age of nearly 13 I know when I don't want to go for a walk in the cold rain. TJam and Beanz can leave me here. I will keep the bed warm for Beanz on her return.
Sunday, 12 May 2013
Tuesday, 7 May 2013
Tuesday, 30 April 2013
Saturday, 27 April 2013
Friday, 19 April 2013
Thursday, 18 April 2013
Today is gold citizen reminder day, because there is a barking dog in those bushes behind me and I am walking past. Plus that is the 2nd dog/people in bushes combo we have ignored this evening.
I hope that means extra treats for us tonight...
Any ideas why people/dogs might be lurking in bushes particularly today? Is it a special occasion we don't know about?