Hosting

When we have visitors I like to test out their bedding and if that means they can't get into their own bed them so be it. Duty comes first.

Negotiation

Dear Chips

You will have to get ME a new bed if you don't want me to sleep on YOUR new bed for another 4 whole days without moving.

Love from
Carlsberg
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Not Impressed

I am not overly impressed with the alternative to the cone of shame, although at least I can lick my knees and tail. My arthritis has been playing up and I've licked where it hurts.

I'm sure I've made my feelings on the subject perfectly clear.