Visitors

Brazil, Boy Wonder and Fliptop have come to stay. 

 We went for a nice walk this morning. 

Beanz and I played with Nero...

  ... and Nerospal showed Brazil the view.

The Boy Wonder has done loads of work on the house. Cheers BW! :)

Healed

The lampshade collar is off, Carlsberg is healed and heading back off into the wild.

Chimney

Today, the chimney sweep came, so we watched him sweep the chimney from inside. TJam went out to see when the brush came out at the top. The brush came out and the pot came off! The man had to go up on the roof and cement it back on.

Injury

Today, Carlsberg felt very sorry for herself. She got 2 bites on her legs which turned into abcesses. She had to go to the vet. She said Carlsberg's temperature was 104ºF and she gave her antibiotics and made her wear that lampshade collar. 

Carlsberg has to stay in the house for 3 days, so she snuggled up with Beanz and nurse Beanz looked after Carlsberg all night.

Wanderer Returns

Carlsberg has been missing for 2 days but she came home today. She was very hungry but fine. I can't tell you where I was, but she seems to be sticking around the house now.

Washing

Washing, washing, washing and more washing!

What did they do in the days before washing machines?!

Homeward

Sadly, time to pack up the tent and head for home. Just time to buy a couple of postcards and wap them in the post. TJam only sent 4 so don't be offended if you weren't one of the recipients. Basically, if you didn't give birth to her or have influence in her first 5 years of life, you didn't get a card. It's nothing personal. 

We had a quick picnic and the sun came out for our drive home. 

Carlsberg was glad to see us.

Trek

The plan was to do a little, 2 hour stroll over lunch time, and be back to buy postcards. 

7 hours later, we made it home. We went through forests and up mountains. 

Be impressed that we were this close to cows and the dogs were under control. We saw Ugly House and Swallow Falls, and we met a family from West Wickham, and the woman was going to work at Fliptop's school this year. Small world.

Moving On

We had to move on cos the site was booked up. Surely there would be no problem finding a new site! On Bank Holiday Weekend! 

Having phoned about 15 sites, all full, "the field" was looking more attractive… we pulled up. 

Yup, main road, Shell Garage and apparently travelling community in the corner….

After a few seconds, even home seemed like a better prospect. We decided to about turn and drive homeward via the town. If we didn't see anywhere with vacancies, we would just keep driving.

 Luckily, we did manage to find a site. 

The Pontins of the camping world. Children and more children everywhere, and tents right on top of each other. Even with all the competition, our dogs were still the loudest. Is that something to be proud of? 

Still, this was Riverside, and we were determined to enjoy it. Actually, it was more Trainside than Riverside, with the half past the hour running about 7 metres from our tent, starting at 06:30H.

Beach

We drove to Cricieth and had the day on the beach. TJam bought us a wind break to put up in the door of the tent so Beanz and I can't see what's going on. They hope it will be quieter that way. 

We walked up and down the beach and then stopped for an ice cream. As we drove along the main road we saw a field with a few tents in. We laughed at its situation, right next to a Shell Garage. How lucky we had found such a quiet camp site!

Camping 2004

A good night's sleep in the tent. We dogs were well behaved and we had a lie in. Only a few hours of rain, so we didn't get washed away. 

 We drove into Betws-y-Coed and had a look round. We got a ground sheet, and a pair of waterproof trousers for Bamgee. And a couple of plastic spoons. Bargain.

Holiday

We packed up the car with the tent, collapsible chairs, sleeping bags, dog beds, dog food, dog towels and dogs, and off we went to North Wales. The morning started with a visit to the vet (how else) because Beanz had committed her annual August Paw Cutting ritual and sliced two pads yesterday. The only bargain was that the consultation only cost £5.01 for the vet to advise us to keep the feet dry. What a comedian.

Show

TJam, Bamgee, Artist, Beanz and I went to the Kennel Club Charity Dog Show at the British Legion. We dogs were very well behaved and Artist was a professional. She took Beanz in the Junior Handler class. I came 4th in cross breed bitch and was very proud of myself. 

TJam and Bamgee couldn't believe the back biting that was going on from the Pedigree owners. One was grumbling that her dog didn't win "dog with the waggiest tail".

Rained off

We had been looking forward to the County Show today. Chips was a dead cert for "Dog with the waggiest tail". However, it was cancelled because of all the rain. Apparently, last time it rained like this, all the horse boxes and cars got stuck on the field and had to be towed off by tractor. Shame.

Anniversary

We went to a party to celebrate TJam's Nan's Golden Anniversary of living in her house.

Brazil had made a cake.

And there was a big gazebo of food that us dogs were not allowed to touch.

Trip

We met up with Bamgee's friends and had a weekend of walking and sipping lager shandy. 

Mmmm. The humans had a BBQ on Saturday night. The caravan was very luxurious.

Display

Beanz was in the dog display at the local school. She had to wear a uniform. 

It poured with rain, but all the dogs worked hard. 

Beanz did good, and I don't think many people noticed her break ranks during the agility to make a break for the burger tent.

Audition

Not long til the dog display! I auditioned for the retrieve and got the part. TJam kind of wishes I hadn't. She can't take the pressure.

Loose Sheep

We went to a country park. Some sheep had got out of their field and into the woods. Chips and I had a little run with them. I don't know why TJam got so upset with us. It's not like we hurt them or anything. We had to do the rest of the walk on the lead.

Dog Display

I am in the dog display team. I went to a practice tonight. I was not too too bad but I found the rabbit poo on the field more interesting than retrieving a dumbbell. TJam was not impressed. Neither was the teacher. I had better not pull a stunt like that again.

Waterproof Trousers

TJam's waterproof trousers are now just trousers. All the rain today wore out their waterproofness.

Mouse Mystery Over

The mouse turned up.

Decapitated on the rug.

Mouse...

Carlsberg has just come in and dropped a live mouse. It ran behind the fridge and there is no sign of it since. There is no escape route and yet...

Beach

Yesterday we had a barbeque. Mmmmmmm. Today, we went to Blackpool (no starfish this time) and walked along the beach. Then we went and had chips on the sea front.

Tunnel

We went to agility class. I loved the tunnel - it was the fountain of dog treats.

I went *in* but won't come *out*. 

It's great fun :)

Trangia

We went on a long walk. I couldn't resist going mad at the sheep and we had trouble getting everyone over the styles, although Chips did manage to scale a 5' wall. 

Here are the humans having a cup of tea that took an hour to make on the Trangia. Call it part of the camping experience. We had a fab time and it was a shame to come home.

Canine Picnic

We all slept surprisingly well. 

We went to Kendal Castle. 

The ONE time us dogs were let off the lead, I ran off and ate an unattended picnic. TJam is telling herself that is was the crusts of a sandwich, and not the whole thing. 

They had a moral dilemma and thought maybe they should come clean but eventually decided to run for it.

Camping at Last!

We went camping!

In their usual prepared way, the humans read the instructions and put up the tent for the first time.

First, get everything out of the car...

Lay the tent out on the floor...

Put the poles in the tent and it goes up just like that!

Gardening

TJam has been working in the garden. Carlsberg managed to find a little place to sleep.

Camping

Today we bought a tent. We will be camping any time soon! I can't wait. We are going camping!!

I wonder what camping is.

Narrow Escape

Today I had a very lucky escape when I only half succeeded in jumping over a barbed wire fence (to eat more fertilizer) and ended up hanging over said fence. I managed to get off and only lost a tuft of hair. Not a scratch on me! I don't know why the humans are making such a fuss.

Farmer

The farmer has fertilised his fields with chicken manure. I am delighted. I have eaten most of it and then thrown it up in the house. I am very popular.

Near Driving Lesson

It was Fliptop's 17th birthday today. We had arranged for her to have a surprise driving lesson (had the camera ready and everything). 10 minutes before the lesson, the school car broke down and had to go into the garage, so poor Fliptop will have to wait til she goes home to get driving... TJam and Fliptop ate the last of the Easter nests Fliptop made. 

Then they did some gardening. 

We dropped FT off at the station and then I went to my first agility lesson. At first I was not that keen on the tunnel, but once TJam hid a few treats in there I was more than happy to oblige. It was fun! When the lesson was over, I ran through the tunnel just for the hell of it.

Good Friday Stalls

We went up a big hill with Fliptop. There is a tradition of having stalls up there on the hill on Good Friday. The humans had candy floss.

Easter Chocolate

TJam and Fliptop spent all of Easter Day eating chocolate and going on the dance mat.

Visitor

Fliptop is staying with us! 

She got the train up to Wigan this evening. We welcomed her enthusiastically.

Plan B

We went to the allotment today but someone had broken in and stolen our forks. So we just fixed the fence.

Construction Matters

We have been to stay at Bamgee's for the weekend. It was so windy that a fence panel blew out of the fence while we were gone. Our neighbour has put it back. Oh, Boy Wonder, if you are wondering, they have started building the house on the corner plot. The first floor is nearly finished. And next door are selling up. It is nothing to do with us barking. We will swear to that in court if we have to.

Calming Signals

Watch out world. TJam and Nersospal went to a dog talk this evening. It was by Sheila Harper who looks at how us dogs cope with stress and how humans need to look out for early stress signals so that we don't have to resort to biting to let people know we are serious. 

TJam thinks it particularly applies to me when I bark at other dogs when I'm on the lead. The woman does some courses so we might go on one.

Flying Visit

This evening, TJam drove over to Leeds to meet her friend Chatter who was in Leeds for the evening. They had a hilarious time, although too short. Chatter runs an American Therapy Camp and was doing a whistlestop tour of the UK to promote her software. That's why the get together was so short. There was no lack of quality though!

Big Walk

The dogs set off on their walk today blissfully unaware that they were going up to that tiny peak at the top!

They went with Nerospal and Nero

Up the steps...

 and up and up....

past the tower...

and right to the very top!

What a view!

In the evening Chips was dragged to dog training. She is having fewer bad sessions than good sessions these days. She managed a send away and a retrieve. First time she has been able to get over her stress and concentrate properly. TJam was proud of her. We all are.

Snowy Walk

It has snowed!

Today we went for a walk with our friends:

Nerospal and Nero

and Chloe.

This afternoon we went for a walk in the Big Park. 

Chips did not get in a fight but I did run off to eat a bag of chips.

Cob Nuts

TJam left a bag of cob nuts out on the tidy kitchen side. 

 Chips and I soon sorted that out. 

 Hopefully our teeth are not chipped from the shells

Kitchen

TJam spent ALL DAY tidying up the kitchen. How dedicated is that? It is nearly finished too!

Glossop

Today we were going on an outing to Glossop. They say there are a lot of walks there.

Well, we walked for 3 hours but all we saw was local authority housing estates and playing fields. We walked one way and we walked the other way.

Next time we will get information from the Tourist Board *before* we go, because it is famous for being beautiful, and not only to washing line manufacturers.

Course

TJam is going on a course at work. She is fired up and unbearable. Ready to change the world. I wonder if they do a human diffuser.

Happy New Year

Happy new year. Last night we had SNOW!! 

Not much to report. Well, nothing I can remember anyway. We had a Christmas break and now we are back at dog training. Carlsberg got a swollen foot and it turned out she had been bitten by a squirrel or something. Like the time Tamsin gave a squirrel a jammy dodger, so it took the dodger and then bit her finger. Never trust a squirrel. 

 The vet has recommended a DAP diffuser to help Chips calm down. It is like an air freshener but it gives off the smell of a mother dog feeding her pups. It's supposed to soothe us dogs. Chips is the same as ever, but man, am I chilled.

Dance Mat and Snow

A quiet New Year's Eve. 

TJam and Bamgee spent all night on the dance mat.

Just before midnight it snowed!

Beanz freaked out when she saw it.

That and the fireworks.

Another thing to add to Beanz's "Things Aren't As Scary As She Thinks They Are" rehabilitation list.

Happy Alternative Christmas

We had our alternative Christmas today.

The dogs had dog-friendly (not mince) pies .

We gave Bamgee a compost bin. 

What more could a human ask for?

The humans played a favourite childhood game...

Operation!

Party

Today we went to our training class Christmas party.

Artist came with us and we went as "Jack and the magic Beanz"

We were doing well in the egg and spoon race until Chips let us down and ate our egg.

Advice

I advise you never to eat a tub of liver and a carrot.

Poor me!

Liver

While TJam was at work we polished off a tub of liver (our training treats that TJam spent cooking, much to her vegan disgust) and a carrot. Then we dragged a parsnip each back to our beds and sat on them all afternoon. In case you were wondering, they did not hatch.

Rat Man

We had to get the rat man in today. TJam says we shouldn't admit that, but I say that out real friends won't judge us if we have mice or rats living in the cavity walls. Perhaps it will keep away the visitors  that invite themselves round even when we haven't invited us in ages. Ha ha ha!

Fireworks - Are We Bothered?

Today we went for a long walk with Nero and Nerospal. We got nice and tired so we wouldn't be bothered with the fireworks. Not that we are bothered anyway. Carlsberg was equally not bothered thankfully.

Scratching

Today we have heard scratching in the wall cavity. If we are optimistic, we will put out a humane mouse trap. If we are realistic, we will have to call in the rat-catcher.

Celebrity Dog School

We all went over to the Big City to do some work on Bamgee's house. When we came back we watched Celebrity Dog School, which made me and Beanz look like angels. Hooray for Celebrity Dog School. Valerie is our favourite and she looks a lot like me.

Visitor

Bamgee came home today! TJam went to meet her from the airport. She had been travelling for 52 hours and is exhausted. It is lovely to see her and we greeted her enthusiastically.

Something Afoot?

TJam has been cleaning the house all day.

Vaccinated

Poor Carlsberg had to have her vaccinations today. She was very good, but you'll be lucky if you see her in a cat carrier again any time soon.

Proud

I went to the advanced training class. I was very nervous in a foom full of dogs and I had trouble "staying". But all in all I did as I was told and TJam was very proud of me.

Progress

TJam and Beanz came home from dog training smiling and laughing today. Beanz and I have been promoted to the advanced class. It is not true that the teacher only feels sorry for us and is trying to boost our confidence.

Quiet

The kids at school shared a stomach bug with TJam so nothing much has been going on around here except sleeping...

Forgiven

Um, I don't want to speak too soon but I think TJam might have forgiven us.

Congratulations!

Happy anniversary Carlsberg! She has been with us for a whole year.

Banana Incident

Me and Chips are in the biggest trouble ever.

First Chips got into a fight.

Then there was this man walking along eating a banana. I ran over to him and jumped up to say hello.  Chips swooped in from behind and took the banana clean out of his hand! TJam was furious! She says one day she might laugh about it but for now we are being walked separately. She was so upset we didn't go to training this evening. We are grounded until the separate walking regime starts together.

Footwear

Now I have to wear a silver space boot.

Thank you VERY much.

And I have to stay on the lead.

Kitchen Hazard

Today I jumped up to have a good look on the kitchen unit and I sliced my paw on a tin that was waiting to go into the recycling.

Now I have a nasty gash and I have to keep it washed and covered. It is on the pad so TJam didn't take me to the vet. Some owner she is. I am feeling very sorry for myself.

Chimney Sweep

We got the chimney swept. 

I disgraced us by stealing the duct tape and chewing it up. The chimney sweep was very understanding. TJam was mortified.

Confused Identity

Today Carlsberg tried to come on a walk with up. She came 200m on the field until we got near the road. Then TJam decided it was too dangerous so we had to turn for home and get the cat to follow us so we could shut her back in the house.

Carlsberg, the cat who thinks she's a dog.

Cat Training

I was out on the field doing some training with TJam when a flash of black and white came at me, grabbed my leg and wouldn't let go. It was Carlsberg! She wants to be trained. She kept hiding in the bushes and then jumping out on me when I was trying to do a sit stay.

Travelling South

We went down to see our extended family in the Southeast. We were very good and I wasn't even sick in the car.