Monday, 18 March 2013

Crufts

Last weekend TJam deserted the best dogs in the world to in and look at the rest of. The dogs in the world. At Crufts.


She found the friendliest dog in the show who is apparently worse off the lead than us. TJam needs to remember that and keep perspective.


TJam found the television studio, but there were no stars hanging around.
You will have to imagine Clare Balding sitting there.


We told TJam she could look but not buy. Unless it was one me the creatures below. She stuck to her side of the bargain.


Thursday, 7 March 2013

Fact

If a cat sees a box, they will have to get into it. It's a compulsion. Fact.

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Caught in the Act

I KNEW those two were up to something.

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Animal Priorities

Helping TJam get to a 9am meeting is not one of Carlsberg's priorities.

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Waiting

TJam please stop sorting out your DVD collection and feed up breakfast. Chips is nearly STARVING.
Don't think we haven't noticed that you don't know how to spell "philosopher" either.

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Peace

It has taken a long time to get this kind of peace and quiet in our house.

Saturday, 16 February 2013

Progress

TJam has been learning how to make moving pictures. 

Our world becomes more like Harry Potter every day...



Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Did I mention...

Did I mention we've had snow?

Saturday, 26 January 2013

Red Sky in the Morning

... Shepherds' warning


Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Snow

Happy 2013 so far!
We're loving it1

Sunday, 23 December 2012

Hygienic

This is my hygienic approach to helping the humans set the table. Merry Christmas everyone!

Friday, 21 December 2012

Contortionist

This is me doing yoga. That's my foot you can see at the bottom me the picture.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Resisting Temptation

Who can resist a delicious delivery note? Not me.

Saturday, 24 November 2012

Saturday Night TV

TJam has a great Saturday night's viewing ahead of her. What is she complaining about?

Saturday, 27 October 2012

Bread

Don't worry TJam. I saved the other half for you.

Friday, 26 October 2012

Busted

I am only reading this so i can do the opposite.

Saturday, 20 October 2012

Photoshoot

Today TJam decided she was going to blog me. She wanted a good shot of me pouncing on something (but she preferred it not to be alive. Wimp.) She lined up the camera.

I pounced. She shot.

Too slow.


Next, I pounced and she took probably the most unflattering picture of me it is possible to take. This is probably what I'll look like when I'm a ghost. With one eye.


Next, she pressed focus first, and then I pounced. I guess she doesn't know how to shorten the shutter speed yet. *Shakes head in despair*


And all this time, Beanz slept. No need to worry about shutter speed for her this weekend.


Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Late Home For Lunch

Dear TJam

Next time maybe you'll think twice about coming home late for lunch

Love from Chip
Xxx

Thursday, 11 October 2012

Healing

I have cheered up since my surgery yesterday. I have a little stitch under my eye but I'm being very brave. I am managing to eat with one less tooth but I am taking a bit longer to get used to the lampshade.

Sunday, 7 October 2012

Karma

It was a beautiful day today, so we went for a walk in the woods and TJam took her camera.


It all started well, TJam taking pictures of us...


I wasn't jealous when TJam took a picture of Chips


but then TJam started messing around with the settings on her camera and neglecting us


So I totally photobombed her scenic attempts.


The balance of the world is restored.