Santa's Little Helper

I have been helping TJam wrap. She LOVES it when I help. It makes everything go MUCH faster.

Heaven

A bag IN a box? My life is complete.

Hosting

When we have visitors I like to test out their bedding and if that means they can't get into their own bed them so be it. Duty comes first.

Negotiation

Dear Chips

You will have to get ME a new bed if you don't want me to sleep on YOUR new bed for another 4 whole days without moving.

Love from
Carlsberg
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Not Impressed

I am not overly impressed with the alternative to the cone of shame, although at least I can lick my knees and tail. My arthritis has been playing up and I've licked where it hurts.

I'm sure I've made my feelings on the subject perfectly clear.

Inspection

From time to time we have to do impromptu inspections of TJam's dishwasher-putting-away skills.

Today was a pass.

Age

13 years or 13 weeks? TJam is beginning to wonder. I love deliveries!

All's Fair in Love and War

I have perfected a new tack in the "Make  TJam feel guilty about going to work" strategy.

Puppy Sleep

Sometimes on a Sunday I have a proper, tongue-out puppy sleep. Even at my age. I'm twelve now, by the way. That sneaked up on us all.

Auditioning

Today I will mostly be auditioning for Come Dine With Me

Quality Control

TJam is ahead of herself this year and I am checking the first Christmas present for Brazil. She had better not get too excited though, as the box is definitely bigger than the sum of its parts.

Cunning Scheme

This is the cunning scheme that allowed me to sleep upstairs all night. I think I've found the perfect plan. Apart from getting stuck in the arm hole at 6.30am.

Helping

Today I will mostly be helping with the washing.

Butterfly

Any idea how long this might take to hatch?

Napping

While we were camping, I was totally caught napping. I couldn't believe it when TJam showed me this photo when we got home from our trip. How could I have missed that?!

Decoy

Today TJam actually got the tv guide out for me to sit on. When I was comfy she pulled out ANOTHER guide. It turns out she is using a decoy and I fell for it.

It would serve her right if she accidentally planned her viewing around the wrong one.

Sunday Mornings

I am not so keen on Sunday mornings. Five more minutes please!

Not Falling...

Why does TJam seem to think I am going to fall out of bed tonight?

Camouflage

If I sneak up after dark and hide in these jeans, no one should find me til morning. Mission accomplished.

Duty

I consider it my duty to ensure that TJam never reads a whole book.