There must be some mistake. Santa has delivered this present to the wrong house!
Welcome to Bin-raiders of the lost (B)ark.
We are Beanz and Carlsberg, a dog and a cat living in The Tip with our humans. We tip a nod to our loyal contributor and friend Chips, who will live on in our memories for her spectacular adventures.
We are all superb rescue animals of Heinz variety, enjoying our 2nd chance to the full.
Beanz likes sunbathing and chasing rabbits, while Carlsberg prefers mushroom pate on toast.
Wednesday, 25 December 2013
Merry Christmas
Well, merry Christmas to everyone. We were lucky to receive this lovely card sent to us by nephew Bob and niece Cat.
I am celebrating the day by drinking out of the flower pot. I might bark at Brazil and Boy Wonder's chicken later...
Saturday, 21 December 2013
Multitasking
Today I sat on TJam's Christmas card bag while I watched TV. I like to play my part in the preparations.
Friday, 20 December 2013
Moved
I was asleep and not doing any harm to anyone when TJam came and took my comfy bed away so she could wear it.
I made sure I left plenty of my white bits on it so TJam doesn't forget me while she is out.
Sunday, 15 December 2013
Tuesday, 10 December 2013
Sunday, 1 December 2013
Saturday, 16 November 2013
Hosting
When we have visitors I like to test out their bedding and if that means they can't get into their own bed them so be it. Duty comes first.
Wednesday, 6 November 2013
Negotiation
Dear Chips
You will have to get ME a new bed if you don't want me to sleep on YOUR new bed for another 4 whole days without moving.
Love from
Carlsberg
X
Friday, 1 November 2013
Not Impressed
I am not overly impressed with the alternative to the cone of shame, although at least I can lick my knees and tail. My arthritis has been playing up and I've licked where it hurts.
I'm sure I've made my feelings on the subject perfectly clear.
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
Inspection
From time to time we have to do impromptu inspections of TJam's dishwasher-putting-away skills.
Today was a pass.
Monday, 28 October 2013
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
Sunday, 20 October 2013
Puppy Sleep
Wednesday, 16 October 2013
Thursday, 10 October 2013
Quality Control
TJam is ahead of herself this year and I am checking the first Christmas present for Brazil. She had better not get too excited though, as the box is definitely bigger than the sum of its parts.
Monday, 7 October 2013
Cunning Scheme
This is the cunning scheme that allowed me to sleep upstairs all night. I think I've found the perfect plan. Apart from getting stuck in the arm hole at 6.30am.



















