Monday, 24 November 2008

Temporarily Forgetting Yourself

- by Beanz

This morning I was innocently lying on my bed and TJam was making a call to the bank, on behalf of a (hitherto) reputable organisation. TJam got her diary to check something and put it on the windowsill.

Chips thought she heard a noise outside and forgot temporarily that she is not allowed to jump on the windowsill. Such activity is forbidden since Chips jumped clean through the window in 2002 and the police had to ring TJam at work for her to come and get her dogs off the main road.

Anyway, the automated person on the phone announced that the call would be recorded when TJam (also temporarily) forgot herself and shouted, "Get of my F***ing diary you stupid dog" as Chips put her muddy paw all over Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and ripped the page right out and skidded it up the ledge.

The call wasn't taken for another 90 seconds, so we are hoping the recording also didn't start until 90 seconds after the incident. If she heard anything, the operator didn't let on. TJam got stuff sorted with the bank.

TJam did take a comedy photo of the diary for evidence, but it had confidential information on it so I can't post it. I will leave it to your imagination.

PS I am not pointing the finger at others in this post because I have done so so very wrong that I am creating a diversion.
PPS Besides which, we have not told the person concerned about what I did so we can't publish it til we have sorted it out face to face with the wronged party.
PPPS Yes, this does mean that we might owe YOU an apology. If TJam phones you in the next few days, you should probably worry.


TJam said...

Oh Beanz! How could you reveal what happened and imply that I have a filthy mouth.

Thanks a LOT.

Drab said...

Alas Beanz i was begining to think you had disappeared as the blog has been dominated by chips and her little bouts of naughtiness.
Whatever you've done must have been a beauty!

Nancy & Sam

Anonymous said...

what's so bad about "flipping" anyway? My mum says it all the time, usually combined with "eck"!DG

Mack said...

We love it!!!

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Hello! I am so pleased to read your lovely comment on my blog, I thought you may have forgotten me!

I am back firing on all cylinders, but it is taking a time to get around to all.

Your blog was always a real favourite of mine because you had such funny tales (or even tails!!) ha ha ha

I am so glad we are friends again, it has been a funny old time since we were away, but all is ok now.

I loved your post and your TJam and her flipping...........

I have learned a great deal of those kinda words over the past few months.

Love and many licks,

Marvin xxxxx

and Jeannie xxxxx

Beanz said...

TJam: Only the truth passes these lips.

N&S: Oh it is a real beauty. But I may have a temporary reprieve. Will blog soon.

DG:Oh yes, that's the word she used.


Mack: Ah humans. I'm sure yours would never say such a thing!

Maaaarrrvin & Jeannie: Hooray you're back! We've missed you!