Sunday 25 January 2009

Security Services

SERVICES OFFERED:

SECURITY CAT GUARDING SERVICES

DECEPTIVELY SMALL AND CUTE CAT WILL GUARD YOUR PRIVATE OR VALUABLE PAPER WORK FOR SMALL FEE. CATNIP DROPS ACCEPTED AS PART PAYMENT. RATES NEGOTIABLE DEPENDING ON COMFORT OF PAPER.

A3 SHEETS PREFERED BUT WILL CONSIDER A4 SIZE.

EXAMPLE OF WORK BELOW, (ACTUAL GUARDING POSITION MAY VARY)

DISCRETION GUARANTEED

INTERESTED? EMAIL CARLSBERG AT JUMPTHEDOG.COM

4 comments:

Mack said...

Is it extra if she catches mice too?

Carlsberg said...

If I catch a mouse, do I get to keep it?

Stanley said...

Carlsberg!

Merv says we can hire you! He's too busy guarding the computer keyboard to guard any actual paperwork! Plus, he could stand to get to know a girlcat. I think he's a little socially retarded.

Goober love,
Stanley

Carlsberg said...

Stanley, that's great news. It will all be fine as long as Merv doesn't bite me. I have had one too many bites in my time. I am keen on keyboard guarding too. We could swap tips :)