SECURITY CAT GUARDING SERVICES
DECEPTIVELY SMALL AND CUTE CAT WILL GUARD YOUR PRIVATE OR VALUABLE PAPER WORK FOR SMALL FEE. CATNIP DROPS ACCEPTED AS PART PAYMENT. RATES NEGOTIABLE DEPENDING ON COMFORT OF PAPER.
A3 SHEETS PREFERED BUT WILL CONSIDER A4 SIZE.
EXAMPLE OF WORK BELOW, (ACTUAL GUARDING POSITION MAY VARY)
DISCRETION GUARANTEEDINTERESTED? EMAIL CARLSBERG AT JUMPTHEDOG.COM
4 comments:
Is it extra if she catches mice too?
If I catch a mouse, do I get to keep it?
Carlsberg!
Merv says we can hire you! He's too busy guarding the computer keyboard to guard any actual paperwork! Plus, he could stand to get to know a girlcat. I think he's a little socially retarded.
Goober love,
Stanley
Stanley, that's great news. It will all be fine as long as Merv doesn't bite me. I have had one too many bites in my time. I am keen on keyboard guarding too. We could swap tips :)
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