by Carlsberg
Why would TJam be scrubbing the mini trampoline with disinfectant on Christmas Eve?
Oh, because I ate a bit of that long, tempting, irresistable piece of Christmas tree decoration and did not realise that what goes in must come out. Only, long pieces of glittery gold make a poo pretty hard to disengage. Friction, gravity and a 5 metre sprint from the sand pit, through the catflap to the mini trampoline were what was required to remove the begger.
As they (almost) say in the Young Ones: Dirty Trampoline, Clean Bottom!
Merry Christmas everyone. Don't eat any decorations. At least not when anyone's looking
Love Carlsberg
Signing Out for 2009!
3 comments:
ROFL! Very good advice!
Happy holidays!
Good Advice.....Just too late!
How tantilising that Lametta stuff is, unfortunately i was seen and had it yanked back out of my mouth and back up my gullet!
Fairy lights why do i need to try and chew them why why why?
What fun Christmas tree's are they should be up all year round, it's my first Christmas.
Patches
(adopted sibling of Nancy & Sam)
LWD: hello! happy holidays to you too!
Patches!! well done on getting adopted :) I knew you would! We can give you tips on how to get caught... you maybe need a diversion. Hope your first Christmas was fabulous :)
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