Thursday, 30 November 2006

Words to the Wise

When eating Weetbix:
1. Put on enough milk
2. Don't sneeze

When you buy a new towel:
Wash it before you use it (unless you want to be covered in towel flavoured fluff)

When drinking coffee in a meeting with your manager:
Don't hold it by slipping your thumb through the handle or it might slip and spill all over you.

Please add on you little tips in the comments box. They must have been learnt through bitter experience.


Anonymous said...

if you have to sneeze when eating weetabix be sure to do it BEFORE you take a mouthful. M.

TJam said...

yes. i know that NOW.

Anonymous said...

never look up directly to see what's dripping on your head. M.