Welcome to Bin-raiders of the lost (B)ark.
We are Beanz and Carlsberg, a dog and a cat living in The Tip with our humans. We tip a nod to our loyal contributor and friend Chips, who will live on in our memories for her spectacular adventures.
We are all superb rescue animals of Heinz variety, enjoying our 2nd chance to the full.
Beanz likes sunbathing and chasing rabbits, while Carlsberg prefers mushroom pate on toast.
Friday, 14 September 2007
Relief
Relief (rih-leef) n Feeling experienced when you think you have stepped on a slug, but the thing that you pick off your sock is actually a chunk of uncooked beetroot that the dog has been throwing around the house the night before.
I left worse than a slug last night. Luckily Tamsin left me a towel down so at least the wee didn't run under the lino. The other offerings held their form nicely until the big clean up.
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It could of course, have been worse than a slug.....
I left worse than a slug last night. Luckily Tamsin left me a towel down so at least the wee didn't run under the lino. The other offerings held their form nicely until the big clean up.
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