Monday 12 November 2007

Chesnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

-by TJam
All day long I was humming to myself, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..." as I imagined the scene: Me, in front of a roaring fire, loyal dogs sleeping by my slippered feet, chestnuts roasting in the chestnut roaster. Mmmmm. That's the life.
When I got home, I found that in fact, while the fire was still on, the chestnuts were most definitely off, but dog poo on the floor overnight was probably on.



4 comments:

Kerrio said...

Oh well.. another day in a dog house!

TJam said...

yup, and another morning clearing up reconditioned scavengings from my floor.

Thank goodness for Pine Floor Cleaner.

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Nothing ever turns out in real life like in your dreams.

Dog Poo is always with us!

love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

TJam said...

yup, about 6 times a day. Thank goodness for dried food!