Friday, 25 January 2008

Words to the Wise

- by Chips

1. If you roll in fox poo, make sure you have just been frontlined (other flea prevention products are available). Then you can't be bathed because it will wash off £5 worth of chemicals.

2. If you are a human and you find out that your supermarket Brand Oven Bottom Muffins are vegan, don't get too excited. They are not the same muffins of your childhood, they are in fact, bread rolls. You can buy some raspberry jam specially, but that will only fool you part way. Bread is bread and muffins are muffins.


Mack said...

Dually noted.
Hey you guys live in the UK?? Why don't you stop by my bloggy and join us in the Valentine's Day card exchange. It'd be soooooper cool to have V-Day pals across the Atlantic.

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Chips, you are the wise one indeed. I will take your advice!