Welcome to Bin-raiders of the lost (B)ark.
We are Beanz and Carlsberg, a dog and a cat living in The Tip with our humans. We tip a nod to our loyal contributor and friend Chips, who will live on in our memories for her spectacular adventures.
We are all superb rescue animals of Heinz variety, enjoying our 2nd chance to the full.
Beanz likes sunbathing and chasing rabbits, while Carlsberg prefers mushroom pate on toast.
Wednesday, 14 May 2008
Things that Make Me Nervous
-by Carlsberg
I get nervous when TJam puts her hands on my belly in a measuring kind of way and says,
She's just joking with me. It's a sign of her affection. She's really a vegan so she's not allowed to wear me. It's just her way of saying she loves me!
(ps if I ever go missing and TJ starts saying how warm her hands are, please alert the police to this post!)
I get nervous when TJam puts her hands on my belly in a measuring kind of way and says, 
2 comments:
Oh that is wrong!
She's just joking with me. It's a sign of her affection. She's really a vegan so she's not allowed to wear me. It's just her way of saying she loves me!
(ps if I ever go missing and TJ starts saying how warm her hands are, please alert the police to this post!)
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