If your owner is stressed because she is running behind for 3 consecutive appointments, relieve your own 2nd hand stress by rolling in a big pile of fox poo. Humans love it and there is plenty of time for a bath. Wait! No don't throw me in the pond! Cruelty alert!
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i'm afraid it's a myth that the humans love it. (throwing you in the pond might give you a clue here).we had a smelly dog at our house and from the moaning, groaning and holding of noses i would definitely say it was not appreciated. can't say i cared for it myself much, a bit scary actually as it smelt like a fox might be around! DG
LWD: HellO! I'm sure they have plenty of little nuggets of advice!
DG: don't pretend to you didn't love the aroma when we came to visit...
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