-by Carlsberg the Hungry
When TJam called home for lunch today, she was rightly suspicious of this tail wagging dog that did not venture out of her box to run to the lunch bucket. It could only mean one thing...
Yes, that in the kitchen, there awaited a chilling (but not that uncommon) sight, of a half eaten bag of animal food on the floor. Problem is, it was MY FOOD!
Beanz had been loyal to her feline friend, and judging by the size of her belly, had not eaten much, if any. Chips's belly region and general posture of malaise told a different story of her part in the caper...
Not one to bear a grudge, I calmed myself from the thought of dogs stealing and eating MY FOOD with a little yoga posture I invented myself. I call it reclined triangle with dog and cat. It promotes harmony. And good digestion.
3 comments:
Carls, please take comfort in the knowledge that your feline relatives are inflicting this sort of behaviour on us unsupecting dogs. The gang of kittens that were here, then gone, then back, then gone and very nearly back again if one of the puppies at the kennels wasn't sick and needed some TLC, were ALWAYS sticking their heads in our dinner bowls WHILE WE WERE EATING! now we are made to share, mum is very strict on that, but come on give us a shot first!
Nancy x
Oh i'd like a shot at one of those fur balls now, instead i've got a puppy that adores me and likes to swing off my tail - does she not know my reputaion?
Sam x
GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU TWO ITS LIKE A NOVEL!
Julie x
Poor Chips, with the belly of food which was yours.
And even more poor you, your food raided.........
things have come to a pretty pass I must say!
Hope no dog was bad though! In the 'ill - sick - poop" sense.
I ate something gross and now have been confined to the corridor by the kitchen. It seems they did not like my form of interior decoration.............
You think you have it bad? Our interloper felines have taken to using everything as a toilet. This meant that this morning, when the hamster was sitting on the floor removing the clothes out of her bag to put on after her shower, she found that she was the unwilling victim of an altogether more 'unconventional' shower.... Guess who had to clean it all up? No them, you can be sure...!
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